when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
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what it feels like:
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oreimo:

job interviewer: wat r ur strengths?

me:hard-working, quick learner, well organized

job interviewer: and ur weaknesses?

me: u know when cute anime girls wink into the screen like theyre winking directly at u? yea that shit gets me weak everytime hahah anyway other than that hire me im great

when your door’s left open

cannibal-kaneki:

what it looks like:
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what it feels like:
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One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Anonymous

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

Come and get your love…

arabellesicardi:

babefield:

it here

drake looks like he’s gonna pass out

awwww-cute:

My in-laws have raccoons

awwww-cute:

My in-laws have raccoons